it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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