I need help removing her.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We had sex on a dog bed..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
