I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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