he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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