We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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