rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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