I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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