We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
NoShamevember. You game?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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