Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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