idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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