so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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