Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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