dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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