Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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