i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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