Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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