seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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