But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
When did angry sex become our thing?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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