my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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