You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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