They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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