I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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