I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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