I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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