i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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