found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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