That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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