Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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