I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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