Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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