Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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