How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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