yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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