I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
