Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
tell me about the fingering
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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