@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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