I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
