Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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