i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Randomize
