If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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