he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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