just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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