More tranny stories later!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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