We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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