so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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