I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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