Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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