So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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