he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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