doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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